Hide Your Snacks!

An unpublished manuscript. A brief and largely unserious memoir of my time in the United States Marines. 

Genesis of the Dead

GotD is a self-published title. It was intended to be the first of a trilogy, but in the years since I wrote I've realized the premise is fundamentally problematic. Not only that, but I don't feel the world needs such a series. For those interested, this is a retelling of early Bible stories from Genesis to Deuteronomy in a humorous style laden with pop culture references. It's kind of Veggie Tales meets The Walking Dead, as written by Terry Pratchett.

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